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- TOP TEN SHOCKING REVELATIONS IN CLINTON'S NEW BIOGRAPHY
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- 10. Regretted not serving in military after learning about the
- free meals
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- 9. Has had sex in every Taco Bell in District of Columbia
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- 8. When he first entered the White House, he yelled, "Look
- Hillary! Indoor plumbing!"
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- 7. Only real father figure he ever had? Janet Reno
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- 6. Secret goal: beat Wilt Chamberlain's career record of
- 20,000 women
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- 5. Whatever his problems are, it ain't for lack of a good
- breakfast
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- 4. As grade school homeroom representative, ordered safety
- patrol to round up cute girls
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- 3. Privately refers to Newt Gingrich as "a bitch"
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- 2. While studying at Oxford, got it on with the Queen
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- 1. Real name: Bubba Bubba-Ghali
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- Playout - "Revolution"
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- Letterman, Tuesday, February 7, 1995
- Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995
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